I’ve been on a creative tear recently, buying domain names left and right, which means I’m getting all sorts of spam from companies that say they’ll write my content (cheap!) or design my new logo (cheap!), but this is the first resume-writing spam I’ve gotten. Could I trust these people to get me a job on the strength of their lousy writing? Are you kidding me? A 10th grader writes better than this!
Save your money, folks!

Hi,

Behind Every Interview Call.
is a Resume that Won!

Resume Finesse is your ultimate resume writing service provider that delivers quality through creative copy.
Not yet a member? It’s easy to sign-up for a resume that helps you to get hired easily.
(For Pete’s sake! “Sign-up” is a noun; the verb form is “sign up.”)
Resume Finesse is one of the biggest names that provide effective resume writing services globally. We have made a strong reputation by writing 100,000+ unique resumes. We work to be the number one and hence, our skills and experience has given us an edge over others.
(Oooh, a bunch of noun-verb problems! “Resume Finesse” is singular; “provide” should be “provides.” And, the plural noun phrase “skills and experience” needs a plural verb. Is there a plural verb? Nope, “has” is singular. And what’s up with the phrase “we work to be the number one”? I’d re-write the whole cotton-picking thing! Yuck!)
Surveys of major publications rank our resumes with a
92% higher chance of generating a job interview or getting the job, as compared to resumes written by others in the industry.
(Exactly which “major publications” are you talking about? MAD magazine?)

How We do It?

(God knows. I don’t think you do “do it”!)
Our designed account managers use comprehensive research methods, through which they discover the recruitment process of the targeted A-list companies. They uncover the roles for you that are often unadvertised. Let our coaches expose how employers perceive your CV and let them coach you through approaching them.
(Um, do you mean “designated”? Why “the,” when “targeted A-list companies” is what you want. And then there’s the pronoun confusion, with “them” standing in for both these purported “coaches” as well as those supposed A-list “employers.” Double yuck!)

Why Should You Choose Us?

(You shouldn’t! Run from companies like this one!)
Dropping CVs in today’s world is a finger tap away. With recruiters being bombarded with applicants every single day, the requirements for the ideal candidate have become more stringent than ever.
(I’m not 100% sure what that first sentence means. “Dropping” CVs? Do you mean “deleting”?)
Therefore, the need to standout from the pack is imperative. That’s where we come in.
(Good lord, the verb is “stand out,” not “standout”! “Standout” is a NOUN!)

  • We employ real life industry insights to get you noticed
  • Certified professional writers
  • Custom resume designs
  • Unlimited resume revisions
  • Dedicated writer just for you
  • 1 day turnaround time

(Hey, let’s put some hyphens in here, one between “real” and “life,” and another between “1” and “day.” And who’s doing this “certification,” huh?)