When you don't get a gig, aren't you curious about who did?

I admit to being grumpy about not being chosen to present at the National Speakers Association’s Influence 2018. However, I would take some comfort if I felt that the three women in the 3-woman panel chosen to present about “Authorship” were as good as or better than I am.
I’m going to let all my grumpiness go, since I just came across this spectacular sentence in one of their websites:
[She] is a professional member of the highly acclaimed Nation Speakers Association.
You coulda had me, National Speakers Association! You coulda had me.